The Bedroom Maneuver

This is my favorite because it does not require a lot of effort and it has worked in my favor a lot. It can be employed in many situations and most times, it doesn’t matter how long you’ve known the girl or how long you two have been seeing each other. So if you want to get laid, quick and easy, this is how you do it…

First, you invite the girl over to your place. Make the effort to know her favorite movies and music beforehand. Make some good food and if you’re too lazy to prepare her a meal, you can buy some in advance. Get some alcohol, I’d recommend some red wine because it’ll make the woman feel like you care enough to make her feel special.

Clean up the house, set the mood. You don’t want her to see a roach leisurely cruising around your house. It’s a turn off. Spray the house too if you must. The idea is to create a setting that will seduce her from the moment she enters the door.

Now, the reason why you took her to your house is because it’s your comfort zone. That means, she’ll feel a little intimidated as expected and she’ll want to try and level the playfield so she’ll do things, say things that will likely sound a little… for lack of a better word-let me say, unusual. But, you must let her because it’s her way of trying to intimidate you in return.

For example, sometimes, a girl can excuse herself, go to the bathroom to ‘freshen up’ then come back to the room with a little more makeup, a couple of buttons undone and if she had a sweater or a scarf, she could take it off and expose a little more flesh. This is the art of intimidation.

Your response should be calm, composed, act like you don’t expect anything, like she’s a buddy you’re comfortable with, treat her nicely, make conversation, laugh a little. Make her comfortable because if she feels otherwise, dude, you ain’t getting laid. This means, you have to initiate everything, the conversation, the intimacy, etc.

Now, back to setting the mood. Once she arrives, greet her with a warm hug. Invite her in, offer her a drink, ask her about her journey if she came on her own, if you came together, then you don’t have to do that, but you can carry on with the procedure from the moment you invite her in.

If you’ve managed to get this far, great for you. You’re doing good so far. Something will definitely happen. But you have to stay cool, act normal, ask her if she’s hungry, if she wants a drink. If she doesn’t drink, and by drink I mean ‘consume alcohol’ then this will be a little more challenging for you because alcohol relaxes a person. It makes them more at ease.

If she doesn’t drink, you have to compensate for it with something, like really good conversation, don’t talk about yourself, talk about general stuff, touch on the things you two have in common. The point is to get her to relax.

After that, the small talk, the first glass of wine and maybe a little food, play the movie and turn the music on. Remember, the music has to be low enough to avoid distracting her from the movie, but loud enough for her to notice your effort.

Once you make it that far, sit together, close enough to touch but far enough not to send mixed signals. Positively express how you feel about the movie, meet her remarks and comments with a favorable response and flirt in between to make your interest known. Not so much so you don’t scare her off and not too little to give her the impression that you’re not into her.

Remember the reason why you’re going into all this trouble is because of one thing and one thing only, sex.

If and only if, she responds to the flirting, slowly make your move. At that point, unless the movie is more interesting than your company, she’ll be too into you to care about what happens in the movie. So kiss her, slowly and wait for her response. When she kisses you back, you’ve got your chance.

Go slowly, show her what you want to do and if her response is positive, well, I don’t have to spell it out for you, do I? Get to boinking!!

I call this the bedroom maneuver because it works best in the bedroom. If the first time doesn’t work, if it doesn’t get to the ‘boinking’ invite her over again, she’ll go home feeling like a lady because she did not give it up on the first date, but on the plus side, you two will have a hot make out session and next time she’s over at your place, she’ll already be aware of what to expect.

Good luck little boinkers.