The Party Move

Have a crush on someone who you are not sure is interested in you? Well, I have the perfect remedy for you to find out and even get laid. This maneuver is perfect for characters whose sexual orientation is questionable to you. You might have heard a rumor that she kisses girls when high but you like her and you have caught her sneaking a peek your way.

So, here is how it works.
This maneuver works best when you’re into a girl and you’re not sure if she’s into you. Assuming you two have already met, and you’ve not been stalking her Facebook profile and going to places like Tacos hoping to get a sneak peek of her… in which case you are a stalker.

Everything starts with communication so the first thing you do is talk to her. You don’t have to start by coming out of the closet and telling her that you’re gay. Some people don’t like it because a person tends to come on too strongly and it’s an obvious tell that you’re just interested in sleeping with her. Being a lesbian does not define who you are.

First and foremost, you’re human. Your sexual preference does not define your character so let her see your character, your personality and give her a chance to get to like you on her own terms.

So go and buy yourself a pair and initiate conversation with her. Once you’re on talking terms, and she’s gotten to know you, tell her that your friends are having a party and you’d like it if she came. Don’t go into detail about the theme of the party because we already decided that your sexuality does not define you, just tell her that it’s a different type of party with a different type of ambience but assure her that she’ll have fun.

No one turns down a party these days unless they’re too young or have a curfew in which case you are barking up the wrong tree. Once she agrees, dress up nicely, apply some deodorant and prepare yourself for anything.

She’ll have an eyebrow-raising-moment once you get there and she discovers it’s a girls-only kind of party but try to reassure her and tell her to keep an open mind and enjoy herself. Introduce her to your nice social friends who know how to make conversation, not the crocodiles who will want to hit on her with every sentence that comes of their mouth, which will likely give her the wrong impression of you and most likely scare her away.

Get her a drink, make conversation and be inconspicuous, which means you do not try to over-express your interest in her. Just play nice, be cool and treat her like a lady, with respect.

The whole point of the party is to show her who you are without having to say the words. After that comes the hard part. Ask her if she’s comfortable and DO NOT make a move at the party.

If she does not immediately want to leave, then that is a positive response. Be easy, be patient, be the best version of yourself and at the end of the night, insist on taking her home in a cab.

If she stayed for the whole party, putting in mind the kind of debauchery that takes place in Q-bashes, and she is leaving with you and not one of your friends, then she is definitely interested.

Keep in mind that she will be a little high so she’ll be comfortable enough, maybe even a little horny after all the girl-on-girl action she’s likely to have seen at the party.

There is a thing about confidence that is attractive, so once inside the cab, don’t act clueless no matter how afraid you might be feeling to take charge. So if she’s not yet all over you, take the lead and go in for a kiss. She will respond. Trust me!

From there, let the fingers do the walking. Now you can let loose and show her just how interested you are. *wink*.

Agree on whose place it will be, yours or hers and proceed to a night of muff munching. In the morning, don’t forget to write me an email and thank me. It has worked for me on several occasions and if you do it right, there is no reason why it shouldn’t work for you.

I call it the party move basically because everything takes place at the party. The scene has already been set for you and all the tools you need to use to your advantage are present.

There is a Q-bash this weekend, why don’t you try it out?

All the best you muff munchers